Friday, April 28, 2006

Homelessness

I was in the shower this morning looking forward to lunch today and I figured something out - A plan for my future should something go horribly wrong. If I ever become homeless, I think I'd live behind a Chipotle and eat out of their dumpsters. Because, just think about how many people throw food away there...

Man, that'd be heaven. Free, slightly used Chipotle.

Well, except for the homeless and dumpster part. But I think I could get over the slightly used bit, 'cause... aren't we all? *pets half eaten burrito* It's okay. Mommy's here.

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