Carnie Wilson

We all know her. We all love her. (Okay, maybe you don't, but I have no complaints.) But, like, randomly... I was thinking...

That the hell kind of name is Carnie?

It evokes images of circus freaks and carnivores. I think that beach boy musta fried his brain in the sun too long to name his daughter that.

Is it a nickname? What could it possibly be short for? Why am I so remarkably obsessed with it? But most importantly, why haven't I ever thought to ask this question before?

Troublesome.

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