Saturday, February 11, 2006


My plan to influence the Neilson ratings single handedly has been found out. This is what happens when you post your secret conspiracy plans online – Your cable goes out. Let this be a lesson to all of you.

How will I ever be able to watch all of the Olympics coverage now? I’m not, that’s how.

Every single channel is static.

I’d blame the crazy winter storm, except at this point in time we only have minimal amounts of snow. The weather forecasters must know the Olympic opening ceremonies coordinators. I bet they all swim in liquid crack together on a regular basis.

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