Tuesday, May 09, 2006

I Missed the Memo

Attn: Green Car Drivers

Congratulations! It's the day of the year you've all been waiting for. That's right, it's "Drive like an Asshole Day". But remember, this is for green car owners ONLY. Don't share the news with others.

Enjoy driving as much as you want today. Remember, anything goes!

Warmest regards,
The Powers That Be

Did something like this go out to everyone with a green car today? Because it sure as hell seemed like it.

And if so… why didn't I get one? C'mon! The Escape is Titanium Green! Sure, he might not be as dark as all those cars that were driving like maniacs, but don't cut him out of the loop. Henry might want to be an asshole on the road some days too.

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